BY Art Thiel 04:31PM 12/23/2019

Thiel: Done — Seahawks hail return of the Beast

In a whirlwind 24 hours, the Seahawks made emergency hires of Marshawn Lynch and Robert Turbin. Kudos to Pete Carroll for not letting old wounds fester.

Marshawn Lynch: The action for which he is all about. / Drew McKenzie, Sportspress Northwest

Comebacks in sports have a dubious record. But if Tiger Woods can win the Masters at 43 after all that he’s been through, Marshawn Lynch at 33 should be able to get a yard or two.

Even at second and goal at the one-yard line.

If you thought Sunday night’s game between the 11-4 Seahawks and 12-3 49ers on national TV already was going to be amped, the Northwest can be taken off Grand Coulee Dam’s electrical grid for three hours and the extension cord can be plugged into the Clink.

Feel free to grab your crotch in public. Hey, aren’t warm feelings what Christmas is about?

Beast Mode is back in Seattle.

Whether he’s in best mode awaits the game. But he’s more rested and ready than Chris Carson, Rashaad Penny and C.J. Prosise, the three veteran running backs all wiped out for the season with December injuries.

A free-agent contract was signed Monday night, completing a whirlwind 24 hours that included flights, physicals and negotiations, as well as the signing of another veteran free agent, Robert Turbin, who was Lynch’s backfield sidekick in Seattle from 2012-14.

Monday morning, Seahawks coach Pete Carroll stunned the radio audience for his weekly ESPN 710 show by confirming what leaked a couple hours earlier: Lynch, if he passed a physical, would be hired.

Lynch hasn’t played in 2019; in fact, the last time he was ’bout that action, boss, was Oct. 14, 2018, when the Seahawks beat the Oakland Raiders in London. He damaged a groin muscle, went on injured reserve and became an unrestricted free agent because he never filed retirement paperwork.

No one actually can know what’s left in his tank for Sunday’s brutalities. Hell, how can even he know?

He’s never been 33 after a long layoff before. But just the idea of a Lynch return has helped lift the gloom over VMAC that settled in after a grim 27-13 home loss to a mediocre Arizona team playing for a half with its backup quarterback.

It certainly elevated the mood of Carroll, who was as energized over the Lynch hire as he was despairing over how poorly his team played over the final 55 minutes.

“I’m fired up for it,” he said. “He’s got some hoops to jump through here, the physical and stuff like that. He’s been working really hard. He’s excited about the chance to help out. I think it’s looking great . . . From what we understand he’s in really good shape.

“If he can get out there and tote the ball for us, he could have four or five games left in him. Maybe that’s what we need.”

What the Seahawks need is a badass. Lynch is the epitome of badassery.

In his prime time from 2010 to 2015, his ferocity and power symbolized the Seahawks. They’ve won a lot of games since he left, but it’s never been the same.

Most of the current Seahawks were in college, or even high school, when Lynch thrashed across the fruited plain. His only remaining teammates are Russell Wilson, Luke Willson, Tyler Lockett, Bobby Wagner and K.J. Wright. They will explain to the newbies what Carroll knows.

“There’s nobody who ever amplified the kind of mentality and toughness that we like to play with,” he said. “If we get a chance to get the Beast on the field, we’ll see how that works out.

“He’s been working really hard.”

It sounded as if Seahawks general manager John Schneider had been considering Lynch for some time.

“John is always on the options,” Carroll said. “He’s been connected with this one, just in case, for a long enough time so we have some runway for it. (Lynch) had plenty of time to keep working in case something came up.”

According to this story posted Monday night, Lynch’s quiet visit two weeks ago to team headquarters was more than saying hello.

The most remarkable aspect of Lynch’s return is that Carroll was willing to embrace it.

Tensions between coach and player were obvious as time went on, and seemed to climax in early 2016 when Lynch surprised everyone when he declined to go with the team for a playoff game in Minnesota after spending the week at practice as a full participant.

Carroll was said to have been fried. Obviously, he got over it, to the point Monday of seeming to accept Lynch’s anti-hero persona, a change that had to have happened well before now.

“We have communicated over time, stayed in touch some,” he said. “I knew it was a big dream for him to go to Oakland, back home, to end his career where he could be connected to his community.

“My relationship was fun, for the most part. There were some hard times. He challenged the system so much, on so many different aspects, with the media and those things. He was hard on the regular routine of this job, in some regards. But he always played hard, and I loved the spirit and toughness that he brought.”

Carroll sometimes abuses the word unique, saying someone is “very” or “really” unique. No. “Unique” requires no modifiers for emphasis. Lynch is, in the experiences of everyone, including me, who were around him, unique. He caused unique problems requiring unique workarounds that were worth it in order to have his unique influence on the outcomes of games.

And unique people sometimes wear out the rest of us.

Yet he was such a powerful, relentless player on the field that the entire warrior class in the NFL held him in highest regard.

That respect accorded him latitude to be anti-authority. His teammates loved him for it — he was the kid in class who got away with everything because he was so smart and talented, the teacher was secretly proud — yet Carroll, as with any coach, had order to maintain. Lynch tested the edges.

“He’s a very charismatic persona and player,” Carroll said. “He affected a lot of people and his program in a big way. If there was anything that was bothering me, I found a way to deal with it. Because he was being him.

“He was being the epitome of guys living this football life being the way they are. He found a way to fit in with us to make it work.”

Carroll deserves credit for taking on Lynch from Buffalo, managing their relationship as far as he could take it, then this weekend sublimating his own apprehension to reach out for a solution to a personnel crisis.

“I didn’t know him that well, whether he’d fit or not,” Carroll said, referring to the 2010 trade from Buffalo that took Schneider three months to pull off. “I just knew his style and mentality from playing against him. I hoped he could be the bell cow to lead the charge to something we were building here.”

Now the emergency klaxon has gone off. On the face of it, it’s absurd to think that Lynch can do a lot after such a long layoff from a collision sport, particularly behind an eroding offensive line against the 49ers’ aggressive front seven.

Of course, that’s exactly what Carroll hopes the 49ers will think.

“We’ll keep our fingers crossed that it works out,” he said. “He’ll have a blast playing with this team. He loves this city, playing here, and would love to contribute.”

The surprising signing at least it blows the stink off the Arizona game, and sets up a national all-you-can-eat feast to conclude the NFL’s regular season.

Speaking of the pending madhouse, the Cardinals’ All-Person WR Larry Fitzgerald talked after the game about how significant it was to win a game at the Clink.

“This place is special,” he said. “I think this is the greatest home-field experience of any place in the NFL. I’ve played everywhere, and there is nothing like this place when they are playing well. They make it difficult to win here every time.”

If Lynch, in all his unique dudeness, does contribute to a Seahawks triumph, make sure all your electrical devices are on surge protectors.



  • Ken S.

    I’m not sure what to expect, but I expect It’ll be interesting.

    • art thiel

      That’s why the NFL is such compelling theater when your team is in the thick.

  • DJ

    Mahalo Art!
    Having Beast Mode back would be the ultimate cool after such unfortunate luck for this young but capable team. After having been isolated on The Big Island for the last ten days for my Son’s wedding in Hawi (yes, I’m trying to make you jealous) I’ve not actually seen the Cards and Carolina games. However, following through your columns, back luck being a bitch, I think that the Hawks deserve a run of a couple games, if they can shore up the structure long enough. It’s one thing to be good, another to get good during the season, yet another to stay healthy through it all. No matter what happens in the next couple of weeks, next season will be one for a strong post season run.
    Merry Christmas, Go Beast Mode, GO Russell, and GO HAWKS!!

    • art thiel

      As NFL teams go, they were relatively healthy until Sunday, then boom.

      As to this season, very few saw 11 wins with these guys. It’s all cake now.

  • Tim

    I can hardly breathe right now…

    • art thiel

      Now that’s the diaphragm-squeezers I’m looking for . . .

  • Kristafarian

    I hope and pray Marshawn is not gonna get messed up playing for Seattle. But, that’s almost The Point of this game, isn’t it? This little mini-miracle makes this Christmas special — to see someone play with such Joy (and Tenacity!) is a real Treat.

    And Have F U N !!!!

    (Way to Go, Pete!!!)!

    • Kristafarian

      btw — where can we get our Marshawn Lynch #24 shirts?

      • art thiel

        Too bad he didn’t wait a day to sign. Coulda dated it 12/24.

        • Effzee


    • art thiel

      This drama has just begun. As the kids say, this gon be some shit.

    • Kristafarian

      More Lynch porn:

      He’s just a Joy to watch:
      ‘You gonna get in my way? Fool.’
      Here’s to SuperStrength, Marshawn.
      Good Luck!

  • woofer

    You have to love the sheer drama and audacity of it. It’s such a great story that it hardly matters whether it actually works on the field. It will certainly fire up the fans and players. Great entertainment however it turns out.

    • art thiel

      Fine point, woofer. This is stupendous theater. I hope more people savor this, independent of result.

  • Bob Berman

    What are the chances Art, of the Hawks signing Antonio Brown for similar reasons. Has a lot to prove. Not too much time to become a distraction. And is extremely talented.

  • Chris Alexander

    The fairy tale ends with Lynch helping the Seahawks win on Sunday night, helping them get back to the Super Bowl, and then punching in the game-winning score from the 1-yard line late, and being named the Super Bowl MVP.

    Not sure that I think he’s got that much in him (or that the Seahawks have the talent and the health to get that far) but …. I sure ain’t betting against them / him.

    Welcome back, Mr. Lynch (and Mr. Turbin).

    Go Hawks!

    • art thiel

      That fairy tale this week in Seattle outstrips sugar plums in the collective zeitgeist.

    • Kevin Lynch

      “Welcome back, Mr. Lynch”. Thank you. Appreciate the address. However, I don’t plan on taking any handoffs Sunday. It’s my brother Marshawn you have to watch, and not running the ball. They plan on getting him into the flats, I’m thinking, and then Russell just flips it to him and lets him ROLL.

      • art thiel

        I thought that was you in the dreads and tats.

  • Husky73

    Can you say “desperation” boys and girls? I knew you could. Desperate times call for desperate measures.

    • art thiel

      Of course it’s desperation when a team loses all three vet RBs in two weeks, plus the LT. No shame in that.

    • Effzee

      #captainobvious ;-)

  • WestCoastBias79

    Even if he doesn’t gain a yard, the jolt to the Clink when he touches the ball is probably worth the signing. Plus the possibility of him trucking Sherman (who I still sports love BTW) is making me giddy.

    • art thiel

      Everyone is waiting for the swing pass to Lynch to Sherman’s side.

      • Kevin Lynch

        You beat me to it. But he might kill it off the other side.

  • John R

    Can you imagine, playoff game, ball near goal line. Time running out?!?!
    Hand the ball to Marshawn!!

    Is this stuff possible? For real? Redemption?
    Love the fantasy that it could happen !

    • art thiel

      Christmas is about dreams, right? Many are in one now.

  • Warchild_70

    Happy happy joy joy!! To get Turbo AND the Beastie is an early Christmas package and yes I do know that time will tell if they’re up for it but sweet Mary and Josie what a tandem to bring back for auld lang syne. Merry Christmas Art and a Joyous New Year!

    • art thiel

      It has put everyone in a party mood until Sunday night.

  • coug73

    My ‘9er’ family and friends aren’t exactly quacking in they’re flip flops.

    • dingle

      Too cold down here for flip-flops right now. Well, for sane people, anyway.

      And the Seahawks always make 49ers fans clench, no matter how good the Niners are and how depleted the ‘hawks might be. That said, I don’t see the home team winning this one. I’d like to be wrong, if only for the melodious wails of despair I’d hear throughout my neighborhood.

      • art thiel

        Seahawks have too many vulnerabilities that Lynch can’t fix.

        • Effzee

          Time of possession on offense does wonders for a defense.

    • Husky73

      Only Duck fans quack.

      • coug73

        True. Quaking it is.

    • art thiel

      I hope you meant quaking.

  • dingle

    Art, I took your advice (well, permission) on the crotch grab. No arrests were made, but I’m not allowed back in Whole Foods for the rest of the year.

    (Sunday is going to be a spectacle. I don’t know that the game will be close, though.)

    • art thiel

      Yeah, but if the Seahawks win Sunday, you should own the Whole Foods store.

  • Kevin Lynch

    “thrashed across the fruited plain” is an A+ Thiel contribution in front of the big game. If the Hawks win this game they’ll have to waive the 5 year waiting period to put Pete and Russell and Marshawn into the Hall of Fame.

    • art thiel

      Marshawn wants another ride on the Ducks vehicle downtown.

      • Kevin Lynch

        Make sure it’s not on Aurora Avenue. Whoo-ahhhh.

  • 2nd place is 1st loser

    They should consider signing C.J. Anderson as well, they have roster spots open, if some is good, more is better. Because at this point it looks like old mother Hubbards cupboard is bare. Tall mountain to climb for the Hawks, but ya gotta have hope.

    • art thiel

      If Lynch/Turbin get hurt, Anderson is still there for next week.

      • Effzee

        That…. would be a series of unfortunate events.

  • jafabian

    Not expecting the return of the Beastmode of old but brining a couple veterans from the Super Bowl team, especially one of Marshawn’s caliber, might galvanize the team the way the acquisition of Franco Harris did after losing Curt Warner for the season. I’d think that Homer will start the game and then the coaches will rotate the RB’s into the game. Should be a fun SNF game to watch.

    • art thiel

      I don’t think Carroll knows now who they will start, maybe not until Sunday morning.

      • jafabian

        I feel that Homer has earned the start. He’s been with the team all year and knows the plays and team the best. Doesn’t mean he’ll finish though.

  • ll9956

    Great article, Art. Several gems. My favorite is “Lynch is the epitome of badassery.” I hope the Beast can somehow recapture at least flashes of the badassery that was the hallmark of his exploits as a Hawk.

    • art thiel


      • 1coolguy

        “Badassery”: I rarely have the opportunity to pencil in an addition to my thesaurus, and this will always have a special place! Another gem Art!

  • Effzee

    Excellent football theater, indeed. But to be realistic, my expectations are super low for a 33 year old RB who hasn’t played in many moons. Too many holes for one guy to fix, and many of the Niners’ defenders weren’t around when he was a Hawk (in order to be scared of him). The kids don’t have a #24 impact imprint in their sternums, and might just beat the old man into submission. But, with Homer as literally the only other option, it was a necessary signing. Now I just hope they don’t do something too cute/stupid like pull him at the one yard line for Turbin. The Seahawks Circus rolls on, with never a dull moment. #gohawks #merryjesusday

    • art thiel

      I do hope people appreciate your point about the circus. This truly is wonderful sports theater.